all of these things are true. and while i can't say how i have come to acquire all of these adjectives over the years, i WILL say that i wear them every day. and i suppose we're all as complex as i am, each of us deserving thorough investigation of our characters before we are to be truly understood by others in this vast world around us.
this is an artist's rendition of my heart.
but i still think sharon osbourne is an asshole.
this is nothing irrational. it seems a small coincidence to me that the instant she took on her role as ozzy's 'manager' the 'prince of darkness' would begin his unfortunate downward spiral from fronting one of the world's most influential bands, to being ridiculed on national television,to this idiotic nonsense...
'i'm... wait... who am i? i want to go home now, i'm 60 years old" p.s. since 1979? you're saying you've become MORE evil post sabbath? or were you the 'fuckin' KING of darkness!' when you were slaying the universe with 'megalomania' in '75? with all of my heart i want to believe the latter.
i'm all for capitalism and 'getting yours', but i kind of think it's about time to let the poor guy ride out his last days with a bit of dignity. sure, it's funny as hell to watch some doddering old, grand mal suffering dude get frustrated by a state-of-the-art remote control, but picking on the elderly is kind of like booing at the special olympics. awesome, but in poor taste. i'll say this in all honesty too. i don't know what old john's day-to-day consists of, but if 'the osbournes' was at all accurate, he most probably just wants to be left alone to reflect upon his life instead of being forced into series of wacky antics by a slightly deranged manager and wife in the name of making a buck. and then there's this...
words.... fail... me... this karaoke nightmare, doubtlessly constructed to give the necessary shot in the arm to kelly o's obviously pointless 'career', topped the charts in the u.k., making ozzy entitled to some sort of record pertaining to length of time between chart-toppers in england. the first time was with paranoid. anyhow, i just want to know if bill and geezer and tony got to reap any royalties. seriously... i can't find the answer to this question anywhere. the album liner notes say nothing more than 'songs arranged by black sabbath' let me know somebody, please. does anyone even read this crap?
*this just in... weirdbeard seems to think that the osbourne estate can claim ownership to all sabbath material prior to 1978. 1982's 'speak of the devil' album might just testify to that fact. fuck you tony iommi.
at any rate, i won't bother going into the who maiden-vs.-sharon-at-ozzfest debacle right now. i am too sad from coming to terms that i suck for missing them tomorrow.
shut up. i hate myself more than you could possibly hate me.
and at the end of all this, who really know anything? maybe sharon's just looking out for the future of her family. maybe ozzy happily agrees to make a fool of himself. maybe kelly and jack possess some wonderful talent that i am too ignorant to comprehend. maybe it's me who is truly the asshole, but i kinda doubt it.
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