me: at the aquarium, for, like, 8 bucks...
chick: ... after you pay admission, right?
me: yeah. after admission, for, like, 8 bucks, they'll give you a small mesh bag of krill...
chick: krill?
me: yeh, them little shrimp shit things. and you can take this bag of krill and kind of squish it on top of the whale shark tank, and, when the whale shark comes up to eat, if you can manage to punch the shark the fuck out, they'll give you 1,000 dollars.
chick: are you serious?
me: yeah, totally. they've already made enough money to buy, like, 6 more whale sharks already.
chick: they do this at a zoological institution?
me: totally.
chick: that's a fucking OUTRAGE.
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